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Name: Phil
Country: United States
State: Minnesota
Metro: Minneapolis
Gender: Male
Interests: Boozing, world of warcraft, quality soap, whiskey, dwelling in caves, shielding my fragile eyes from that pesky sun, damaging my INT stat, watching movies, perfecting battle-crys, vigilantes, boobies, computer machine, talking to strangers, organized crime, comic books(punisher), hanging out, knife parties, games, sci fi(stargate), the History Channel, gaining dark side points, lying to myself for a good cause, not believing in the J-man or the Big G, nooners
Expertise: Having no Shame. Attacking the Day. Directness to the point of being abrasive. Battle damage. Resisting authority and fighting the system. Knowledge of the finest cheap wines. Future Mayor of Outerspace Hat. Hobos/Crumb Bummery. Dreams. Randomness. non-sequiters. Burning bridges. Burping loudly. small arms and large caliber weapons, hand to hand combat, explosives, and distributing two fisted justice.
oh, and Zombies.
Occupation: Management
Industry: Business
Message: message me
AIM:  karkovs
Member Since:
7/16/2003
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Kat and I will wear those crab hats at our underwater wedding someday.
In other news, I throw out 2 shoplifters a day at the store. They are bold and numerous.
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A new find by Fairview and Marshall
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More evidence to support T-rev's claim that I am part of a graffiti gang.
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No one will fuck with this guy.
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movie extravaganza
new movie rating system: if i do not pass out, it is a good movie.
chuck and larry
adam
sandler and that king of queens dood make a movie about gettin married
and bein' gay. i thought they would make it all full of ass-urine, but
i actually laughed really fuckin hard. no passing out!
sicko
michael
moore strikes again with another barrage of sweeping generalizations,
this time about health care. he's like, ooo cuba has free health care,
they rock! USA doesn't BOO!! hint: no one wants to live in cuba,
ass-face. totally passed the fuck out. bad movie.
the new die hard
lots
of explodies. needs more blood though, fuck yo pg13 bullshits. man
gets shot in the neck, he has less blood on him than that shit i took
today. jay kay! good rental to get crunked to tho. u will not pass
out! and neither did i!
oceans 13
way the fuck better than
12, but that's like saying, phil, your chocolate shotgun blasts of a
shitstorm today were better than the avalanche of feces you dumped in
the shitter last week! it's goddamn meaningless. didn't pass out
though, which DOES have meaning.
tower of the first born
this
is an indiana jones wannabe movie, with shit-ass actors and the writing
was so full of penis that you could ride the good ship
cockburgler(shaped like a cock) to uranus(cock-receptacle planet!). in
fact this movie was SOOO bad i passed out twice, and STILL didn't
finish it. i still have no idea what the tower is, does, or where it
is located.
Conversations with women
so bad i passed out
in 8 minutes 48 seconds. i know this because that is where i paused it
when i passed out. why did you rent this dumper? you might be asking
yourself. i can usually plow through 4 movies a day even despite pass
out breaks. it's for science.
chappelle show season 1
watched the entire season and didn't pass out once. i do, however, now find the need to yell nagger at random times.
on an unrelated note i woke up with scratches on my hand. no clue what that's about.
unrelated note 2: i had a dream where my parents asked me, do you know where the truth is buried?
unrelated note 3: no i do not! | | |
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